Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Run Indy! Run!


Steel yourselves for the scariest statement of the year: "George Lucas is writing another Indiana Jones movie!"


Once upon a time that statement would have filled me with an incomprehensible elation, now I'm just heartbroken.  For the last fifteen minutes I've been trying to come up with a stupid MacGuffin (as in, "What's Indy going to try to find next, a ______!?!"), but nothing is more ridiculous than a crystal alien skull.

  • Indiana Jones and the Valley of the Unicorns.
  • Indiana Jones and the Golden Pok√© Ball.
  • Indiana Jones and the Malignant Mole Cluster. 
  • Indiana Jones and the Firing Missile Jetback Boba Fett Action Figure

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  1. Oh, let me try!
    Indiana Jones and the Telepathic Tadpole
    Indiana Jones and the Moon Man of the Amazon

    Hmm, this will take further thought. That is quite a great George Lucas caricature!

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    1. haha. I like the Telepathic Tadpole. Wasn't Crystal Skull already a bit like the Moon Men of the Amazon? Funny.

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