Steel yourselves for the scariest statement of the year: "George Lucas is writing another Indiana Jones movie!"
Once upon a time that statement would have filled me with an incomprehensible elation, now I'm just heartbroken. For the last fifteen minutes I've been trying to come up with a stupid MacGuffin (as in, "What's Indy going to try to find next, a ______!?!"), but nothing is more ridiculous than a crystal alien skull.
- Indiana Jones and the Valley of the Unicorns.
- Indiana Jones and the Golden Poké Ball.
- Indiana Jones and the Malignant Mole Cluster.
- Indiana Jones and the Firing Missile Jetback Boba Fett Action Figure